Brooklyn SoftBoys
The LP Bag
A canvas tote, treated the way we'd treat a record — numbered, graded, and sometimes rare.
What it is
The LP Bag is a heavy canvas tote, built to haul a real stack of records. Or anything else you are hauling around. There are one hundred of them. Each one is numbered, and each number is permanent — assigned once, at production, and never reused.
How grading works
Record collectors have used the same condition scale for decades — Near Mint, Very Good +, and Fair.
NM
Near Mint. First quality. No distressing, no wear — straight off the line.
VG+
Very Good Plus. The same bag, with light hand-applied distressing — a little history, on purpose.
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G–F
Fair Heavily distressed, one-of-a-kind pieces. These aren't sold through the regular listing — each is its own piece, sold on its own.
The embroidery
The Brooklyn SoftBoys mark is embroidered straight into the canvas. Raised thread, real texture.
The handwritten element
Every bag ships with its own card, number and grade, filled out by hand, one at a time.
Hype stickers
Every bag comes with a hype sticker along with the number card. Vinyl sleeve, laptop, Shitty NYC Dive bar bathroom? Sure, stick 'em anywhere.
The journey
Watch it ya weirdo.
Coming soon
Detail shots
