Brooklyn SoftBoys

The LP Bag

A canvas tote, treated the way we'd treat a record — numbered, graded, and sometimes rare.

What it is

The LP Bag is a heavy canvas tote, built to haul a real stack of records. Or anything else you are hauling around. There are one hundred of them. Each one is numbered, and each number is permanent — assigned once, at production, and never reused.

of 100 claimed

One run of 100. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.

How grading works

Record collectors have used the same condition scale for decades — Near Mint, Very Good +, and Fair.

Near Mint. First quality. No distressing, no wear — straight off the line.

VG+

Very Good Plus. The same bag, with light hand-applied distressing — a little history, on purpose.

FAIR

Good to Fair. Heavily distressed, one-of-a-kind pieces. These aren't sold through the regular listing — each is its own piece, sold on its own.

The embroidery

The Brooklyn SoftBoys mark is embroidered straight into the canvas. Raised thread, real texture.

The handwritten element

Every bag ships with its own card, number and grade, filled out by hand, one at a time.

Hype stickers

Every bag comes with a hype sticker along with the number card. Vinyl sleeve, laptop, Shitty NYC Dive bar bathroom? Sure, stick 'em anywhere.

The journey

Watch it ya weirdo.

Detail shots

A tote built to carry vinyl — and everything else. Heavy canvas construction, screen-printed and embroidered, sized to haul a real stack of records without complaint.

Details